Weekend is just around the corner

The weekend is fast approaching 🙂 Enjoy your weekend, and to kick it off I’m sharing this joke:

Near future.
‘Hi, is this the police?’
‘Yes. What is your emergency?’
‘I would like to report a missing person.’
‘Are you sure this person is missing?’
‘Oh, yes. He hasn’t “liked” three of my posts already.’
‘What if your posts are junk?’
‘Oh, no – one of the posts is a joke and another two are pictures of kittens – definitely not junk.’
‘What if they’re not funny?’
‘Oh, but they are! They have been liked over 20 times each.’
‘Hm… that’s strange. Have you tried sending a PM to him?’
‘Yes, I did, but there’s no reply.’
‘Was he posting anything himself?’
‘No, he hasn’t posted anything for 3 hours now.’
‘OK, I’ve got this. What is the address I’m going to dispatch a unit over there.’

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About somewonderland

While sometimes world may seem grey, in twilight's grey all the colors are hidden. Learning to find those colors is like making a collage from many and many scraps - it may seem hard, pieces might not fit at the first glance, but that scraps come together in the end. If you enjoy what you find, don't be shy.
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5 Responses to Weekend is just around the corner

  1. June says:

    This made me chuckle! Three hours – what are we like!

    Like

  2. Expat Eye says:

    I’d better post a selfie quick smart or people will start to worry… 😉

    Like

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